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2021.12.07 00:38 MitchellTrueTittys Merry fucking Christmas

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2021.12.07 00:38 problematicpasnetti Should I pursue horticulture?

I currently have two degrees in art education and painting and I work as a middle school art teacher. I am looking for a change in my career because I love caring for and propagating ornamental plants. I am 22 and I have very little debt (less than $5,000). I looked at Oregon State and they have online options for horticulture and botany, which is awesome. I just worry about finding a job in horticulture. I have this dream of opening my own plant store/managing a nursery or greenhouse. I also have the option of going into corporate training, which is more related to my current degree.
I just don't know. I'm worried about the financial aspect of it, mostly. I really don't want to be in more debt that I need to be. I am also absurdly bad at math, so I don't want to flunk out because I can't do basic algebra lol (I can, just with considerable frustration and effort).
I guess what I'm trying to ask is, what are some jobs that horticulturalists do? Is it something that I should pursue?
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2021.12.07 00:38 BruceSerrano Replace Tilly's face with Spoony or something, IDGAF

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2021.12.07 00:38 venk_mcfly Who here remembers these from back in the day?

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2021.12.07 00:38 maybe_the_roses Fighting urge to confront ghoster in person

My ghoster and I were in a "relationship" for a couple months. Things started getting a little more serious and I could feel ghoster backing off a little. About 3 weeks ago, ghoster said they were overwhelmed with x,y,z (unrelated to me) in their life and that is why they were acting distant. However, I haven't heard from them since (reached out multiple times). I still do not know why it ended and I cannot stop overthinking it. It felt like the start of a great relationship to me and I feel so confused and hurt.
Said ghoster lives a couple streets away from me. I am fighting the intrusive thought of walking over and knocking on their door, and letting them know I would like to understand what happened so I can stop overthinking it and move on. I know that going to someone's house uninvited is disrespectful, if not outright crazy. Does anyone have any tips for fighting this urge to get closure?
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2021.12.07 00:38 RedDogGuy2020 What do you think of Singamajigs?

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2021.12.07 00:38 Enron_Musk Tesla Faked Original Full Self-Driving Video, Former Employees Allege

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2021.12.07 00:38 Shimmyshamwham What was the intention of portraying Marg as a liar when it came to sexual pleasure between her husband and the rapist in The Last Duel?

In Marg's and her husband's POV the sex scenes were odd. Her facial expressions gave you the impression that she enjoyed it but it wasn't great. Both POVs have the husband asking her if she had an orgasm indirectly. In her POV she mentions trouble with her husband to her friend, then there's a scene with a doctor where he asks her if the sex was pleasurable because the knowledge back then was that if the woman didn't get off then conception was impossible. She tells the doctor it is pleasurable but mentions "the little death" isn't there.
Now in her POV, during the rape, which it was, there are moments where when she's face down on the bed it looks like she can't help but express that it feels good. Something that you don't see with her husband, IMO. Fast forward to the trial she's being questioned about her pleasure during the rape, and the fact that she's pregnant and she hesitates to answer before declaring loudly that it wasn't.
What I question is the point in portraying the character like this?
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2021.12.07 00:38 Big-Reputation6237 Playing saxophone in a middle of a-

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2021.12.07 00:38 aditbhatia7 iTz mOi cAk dAy

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2021.12.07 00:38 cutemermaidaqua I am looking for counselor for possible social anxiety and now I don’t wanna do it anymore… I’m scared.

We just called the counseling place again and the person my mom wanted to speak to that spoke Spanish finally answered us. She could not find my paper where I wrote down everything so she asked us for all the information again and asked why I wanted to speak to someone and my mom looked at me like she was asking me… cause I didn’t really tell my mom much about why I wanted counseling. I shook my head, there was no way I was gonna be able to to explain everything without crying or something and I also don’t want my mom to know everything so the only thing she told her was something like “idk what she calls it it’s like she has hard times with making friends or something, anxiety?” And she said it while my brother was there I didn’t even want anyone else to know 😭😭😭😭😭 Now everyone probably thinks I’m crazy. I couldn’t even tell her all the other reasons I wanted to talk to someone that way they could find the best person I could talk to. Now I’m crying because I wasn't able to speak and probably everyone thinks I’m crazy.
My mom does not understand me whne I say I probably have social anxiety btw. And my mom does not want to pay much so they’ll get a student that is not certified yet… what if they don’t understand me??? I wanted an actual person who had more experience. And I think it’s gonna be a guy I wanted it to be a woman I’m more comfortable with my same gender. Now I don’t want counseling anymore. I can’t do this. 😭😭😭
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2021.12.07 00:38 Finlay_Lee Maybe maybe maybe

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2021.12.07 00:38 Drabevening2 bruh the people in my grade use the library my hero academia books as softcore hentai ffs

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2021.12.07 00:38 ShortAlgo $BPOP Waiting for Buy signal on BPOP with https://t.co/yV6BCXxMw6 https://t.co/37vaFTIIFz

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2021.12.07 00:38 NovaRaptor1 I understand buying merch to support your favorite creators but not like this...

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2021.12.07 00:38 Aguglielmo Bought myself an early Christmas present! Well, 420 presents to be exact.

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2021.12.07 00:38 Ok-Leading-4007 2022 Hybrid Tuscon Wiper Blades

Is there a trick to get the wiper blades to stay up for when it snows? The hokd scoop is to big and I can't get them off the windshield for the winter?
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2021.12.07 00:38 EestiMentioned [/r/AntiJokes] An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan,

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2021.12.07 00:38 DustinCoughman How do you start a game?

Opted for sandbox mode but can't figure out how to start, how do I setup a round?
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2021.12.07 00:38 SiIentScreamer what type of adapter do i need to connect my turntable which has RCA cables to this receiver?

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2021.12.07 00:38 ShortAlgo $CLDX Waiting for Buy signal on CLDX with https://t.co/yV6BCXxMw6 https://t.co/itxu6mAKrB

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2021.12.07 00:38 Itzyatzee How should I respond?

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2021.12.07 00:38 ShortAlgo $CLB Waiting for Short signal on CLB with https://t.co/yV6BCXxMw6 https://t.co/Ncyo5YrLOK

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2021.12.07 00:38 littlefyres SKIPTHEDISHES Referral - You should order with SkipTheDishes! Sign up with this link to get $5 off your first order over $15. So many great local places to order from!

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2021.12.07 00:38 geekyclownx1 BDSP Error

So I was playing in the Grand Underground and then I saved the game and went into sleep mode. Turned it back on to play some Smash so I closed the game and played smash. Then I got bored and went back to play BD. After the title screen that prints you to “Press A” I hit A and then the loading screen comes in and then a few seconds later a message saying “The software was closed because an error occurred“ I called support and did everything. Check for corrupted data, delete and reinstall, updates, system restart, offline and online, nothing. Nintendo said they will file a report and get back to me “soon” so yeah I’m dead in the water here. Anybody else having this issue? Oh and my copy of BD is digital so it’s not a game card issue either… any hep or suggestions please and thanks
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